Once again I am preparing for a foray into the city, this time for 3 days while I try to drum up some business, get these molds in the kiln and help my g'girls with their Halloween costumes. So I leave you with these...
modern zen koans
Why does my head feel so big when I'm looking out of it but so small when I put my hands up to it?
Why is it that every time I wake in the middle of the night and listen for the clock to chime to know what time it is, it always chimes just once for the half hour?
Why do teen sizes come in odd numbers and women's sizes come in even numbers when I'm a woman who wears an odd number?
Why do the chiggers bite me and not him?
Why is it that every time I forget and leave the soaker hose on all night, it rains the next day?
Why does the cat always want out at 5 o'clock in the morning?
Why don't guys wear tank tops? On second thought, after seeing my neighbor in one, I'm glad they don't.
Why do all the big ticket items always crap out at the same time?
Why do meteor storms always peak between 3 AM and 5 AM?
Why is it still summer in late October?