So
yesterday, we decided to drive 80 miles (and then 80 miles back) to a
nursery out in the middle of fucking nowhere in the hill country
because that's where our neighbor Frank of the Bountiful Garden
always bought his plants. Of course he was buying them wholesale and
reselling them when he had his local nursery business so it made
sense for him to drive out there.
The
stuff in his garden is always twice as big and twice as plentiful as
ours. But then his is in full sun all day and ours is in shade by 3
o'clock in the afternoon and he's been growing food forever and we
just started a few years ago, but we are expecting big things from
these little plants nonetheless.
Alan,
Frank's son, gave us directions...drive to Schulenburg and turn
right, when you get to the big church in Hostyn (which is a blink on
the road) turn left and it's on that road. 'That' road is a one lane
county road that just goes off into, well, the county.
There
was, after a spate of open fields and pasture and an occasional
building in the distance, a small sign that said 'greenhouses' and
you could get a glimpse of some big structures back there but mostly
it just looked like a run-down country house and out buildings at the
end of a long drive across a cattle guard, two as it turned out, so
we kept going and got deeper and deeper into nowhere. When the road
ended at another road, we turned around, back to the greenhouses sign
and sure enough, it did have hours on it.
So
we followed the drive back to where there were actually 4 large
greenhouses behind the house but all the doors were shut and no one
was around. Finally, I knocked on the back door and the lady showed
us over to the biggest greenhouse, 4 units wide, that was packed with
vegetable and herb plants in 4 and 6 packs and in sprouting trays and
it was amazing. I didn't think to take a picture until we had left.
We
did, however, stop and take some pictures at this church, a Czech
Catholic church that was first established in the late 1800s with a
huge grotto, and shrines all over the place, to Mary and to certain
dignitaries or saints? (one of them looked like it had a relic
box in it), the stations of the cross each done with it's own little
shrine all made out of the same whatever rocks that they could get,
find, or dig up and two canons with cannonballs dedicated to a father
and son that fought on different sides of the Civil War. I wish I
could say that the grotto and shrines looked pretty neat and were
cool folk art but to tell the truth it was all pretty ugly.
Unfortunately
I failed to take pictures of anything but the grotto.
there's
a dead Jesus laying on a bench in there
Last
weekend Marc planted the 10 (surviving) tomato plants I had gotten at
the local feed store about three weeks ago. Now I have 3 four packs
of heirloom tomatoes to put in. I think with these and the ones
already in, that will just about fill the big garden and I still have
zucchini, japanese eggplant, cucumbers, green and orange bell
peppers, banana peppers, jalapeno peppers, and watermelon to plant.
And okra, which I haven't acquired yet.
me
and my still to plant veggies
The
little garden still has carrots, lettuce, and spinach but the spinach
is starting to bolt and the lettuce won't be far behind so it's time
to pull those out. Even so I'm thinking there's going to be some
vegetables planted in the flower beds.
I don't know if you have ever grown okra before, but don't plant too many. The plants are proliferic and you can get more okra than you can handle.
ReplyDeleteI once had a neighbor who planted nothing but vegetables in erstwhile flower gardens around the house. She had nine children to feed.
ReplyDeletelaughing at you driving to timbuktu, however, based on your description of your neighbor's garden, i'd probably do it, too, if i was a veggie gardener. :)
ReplyDeletethe grotto is interesting. different. the one that was sort of near where i grew up in wisconsin was caves.
I agree with you, that grotto thing is pretty ugly and in bad taste too.
ReplyDeletePlants are a whole different story, they’re never nasty.
Happy gardening.
Boy you guys are ambitious! And here I'm just hoping to plant this little lavender plant someone gave me for my birthday :)
ReplyDeleteI loved that gaudy grotto. I am fascinated by the effort to build this pile of things into an organised structure to house, display....honor their saints and angels and God.
ReplyDeleteWhat an odd placement of that grotto out in the middle of "fucking nowhere." (snort)
ReplyDeleteAnd I think your selfies are like Dorian Gray gone wild. You look younger each time.
You must have seen the same Cheech and Chong movie that I saw...
ReplyDeleteMr. Slyman: You are right, Now I know exactly where we are.
Prince Habib: You do?
Mr. Slyman: Yes. We are in the middle of fucking nowhere!
Quite an expedition! I actually love that grotto. Great photo opportunity, if maybe a little creepy.
ReplyDeleteVeggies sound good. I start my tomatoes from seed so I can have heirlooms to try.
ReplyDeleteThat grotto is crazy.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the selfie...
ReplyDeleteADORE the awesome directions...
And the "there's a dead Jesus laying on a bench in there" left me roaring!
You could have entitled this post "Jesus and Me," since the photos are of you and his tomb (even if one can't actually see HIM, it's still where he is). When I think of the Hill Country, I think of the area west of a line between San Antonio and Austin, so if I'm right, you had a really long drive.
ReplyDeleteThere's a large grotto in Portland that has the advantage of being at the base of a cliff, so it provided its builders with something to built into instead of having to put it on top of the ground. Still, I enjoy such places even when they're small because I like to see the creativity that went into making them.