“Look at them before you eat them,” he says to me.
“Huh?” I am nothing if not quick on the uptake.
“Look at them before you eat them.”
I cast a dubious glance at my hand. I’m eating Cheetos.
“And...why?” I ask.
“You might see the Virgin Mary. We could sell it on E-bay and retire.”
He quotes from the paper...
‘This past year, Texans have reported seeing the Virgin Mary’s image in a bird dropping on a pick-up truck’s side mirror in Bryan and in a dry cleaning company’s press in Harlingen. There was a Jesus shaped piece of Cheetos reported in Dallas and images of Jesus in a Houston pizza pan, the bark of a Crystal City tree and the freezer of a Morton grocery store.’
Texas, where the wonders never cease.
I love crunchy Cheetos but can no longer tolerate gluten, (how boring), so I will miss out on these inspiring sightings. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI love Texas, I do, but there are a lot of religious nuts there.
ReplyDeleteWell..... did you have any sightings?
ReplyDeleteAnd...of course, if you see a likeness it has some amazing mystical, religious significance that could change the world, or indicate the second coming, or.....
ReplyDeleteMy cheetos usually look like Jay Leno. :0)
I have always found Jesus in Cheetos.
ReplyDeleteYup, that's a Jesus Cheeto!
ReplyDeleteYeah, but the pictured Cheeto looks more like Kris Kringle than Jesus.
ReplyDeleteLOL! That cheeto did look a little Jesus-like...
ReplyDeletewhat a cool little cheesy figure . . . i hope this doesn't seem sacriligious but i think it has more in common with dr. cornelius off planet of the apes!!! steven
ReplyDeleteLooks kinda like a monkey.
ReplyDeleteOh, I love cheetos.
I don't eat cheetos - something about getting sick on them when I was a kid. Never again. So looking for important figures in cheetos might be a good alternative! Anyone seen the state of Texas in them?
ReplyDeleteHmmm . . . looks like one of the prophets to me (that beard is the tip-off). Don't think that would gain as much cash, even in Texas. So - feel free to munch!
ReplyDeleteNow ... you know it's not just Texas, right? I do see a figure in that Cheeto - looks more like one of the Fab Four - the guy made of stone - than Jesus, though.
ReplyDeleteThere was a Virgin Mary sighting in a shadow on a Franciscan church in San Francisco when I lived there. I went right over but I couldn't see her. Dang, man.
That is the biggest flamingo I have ever seen. My sister is a glass artist too.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of this:
ReplyDeleteBanana Peel Jesus
Sweet Cheesus! ;)
ReplyDeleteGive me a curly potato chip anyday. ;)
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