All I’ve done since I last posted is be outside, work outside, well, except Thursday which is SHARE day, run errands, late lunch, walk the dog, feed the outdoor cats, and yoga. The weather has been sublime, blue sky, low humidity, not too warm, though windy except for Sunday. I got all the fertilizer and landscapers mix turned in (finally got the ants out of the flower bed) and scattered the zinnia seeds, got the tomato plants in the ground, planted all the various bulbs and rhizomes of the hidden ginger I dug up from Pam’s house (I have no idea what some of them are) in three different flower beds.
I originally had four water gardens…the turtle pond with the lizard tail, the small kidney shaped pond that had parrot feather, a small round pond that had sword leaf in it that I grew to feed Big Mama, and a small round pond that has a tiny little water lily type plant. After Big Mama made her Great Escape I emptied the kidney shaped pond putting the parrot feather in the big turtle tank. This weekend I emptied the round pond with the sword leaf and added that to the turtle tank so now I just have that and the small pond with the tiny water lily.
I cut back all the dead morning glory bush which was already coming out over at Pam’s and finished clearing out the east side of the shop leaving as much of the dewberry vines as possible which are blooming.
My green beans, cucumbers, and squash are sprouting as are the heavenly blue morning glories and a few of the nasturtiums.
Things are blooming! The azaleas are magnificent, the Chinese fringe flower tree is a flame, the redbud tree and peach tree are in full bloom, the wisteria is starting.
Just about all the trees with the exception of the pecans, because they are always last and the most skeptical, are putting out their new leaves.
Today I made a batch of tomato sauce. Last Thursday was a food delivery day and we got boxes of roma tomatoes from the regional food bank and since it was a slow day for us we had a lot left over. When that happens, when we get perishable food we have left and that won't last another week, the volunteers take home what they want. Here they are slow roasted with olive oil and garlic for 3 1/2 hours ready to be pureed with some dried herbs, vacuum sealed in bags, and put in the freezer.
On another subject entirely, we’ve been watching the third season of White Lotus which is a luxury resort. Each season is in a different location and about the lives and relationships of the staff and wealthy guests with some recurring characters from previous seasons. The show has a lot of nudity and sexual activity, male and female, but it turns out that while the women are au naturel, the men wear prosthetics for their full frontal scenes, the stars anyway, the peripheral or background male nudity, no. I find this rather amusing, I mean, who knew there were testicle and penis prosthetics, and who decides, the actors or the director wanting them to appear to be ‘impressive’? Does it count as a full monty if the guy is wearing a fake?
Well, all that garden certainly isn't fake.
ReplyDeleteHopefully it will produce real food and real flowers.
DeleteWell, I learned something today!
ReplyDeleteAlways something new to learn.
DeleteCodex: Thank you for making me laugh. Hell of a sentence: "After Big Mama made her Great Escape I emptied the kidney shaped pong putting the parrot feather in the big turtle tank"
ReplyDeleteFlowers are pretty. Which one is the purple one?
Saw Nice Guys with Crowe/Gosling think you'll enjoy it.
'Pong', the evil djinn strikes again. It doesn't matter how many times I proofread, stuff gets missed.
DeleteThe purple flower is wisteria. I'll be posting more pictures of it as it's in full bloom now.
Fake junk, that is hilarious! Still winter here and it is getting old. Your color and growing things are so gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteI want to know how thay attach those things.
DeleteThis makes boob enhancement seem trivial, doesn’t it?
ReplyDeleteTrue. Boob enhancement is much more common and permanent but it's not done to hide the real thing. Personally the thought of silicone bags in my chest is unpleasant at best.
DeleteProsthetics? Really?! I had no idea.
ReplyDeleteYou do have a lot blooming at the moment!
Yeah, me either but Marc saw an article about it on some website.
DeleteI love to see all of your blooms, Ellen! I have one daffodil flower blooming and I was excited to see that!
ReplyDeleteSpring is in full flower now.
DeletePretty pretty! And that's funny about the prosthetic!
ReplyDeleteI want to know how that attach those things and are they just an empty sack like thing that the real ones go in.
DeleteI had no idea that the men wore prosthetic penises on White Lotus. I know that not all male frontal nudity is done that way.
ReplyDeleteYou've gotten so much done in your yard, Ellen! I'm way behind you and feeling overwhelmed.
And hey- I noticed yesterday that my tomato seedlings in peat cups that were in a tray on the back porch were getting eaten by something and decided to take them outside to the kitchen porch. I picked them up and the table underneath them was black with ants. The tiniest little black ants you ever saw and yes, they sting. Damn. Can't even get the plants in the ground before the bugs attack them around here.
Me either but Marc saw an article about in on some website.
DeleteI put slug and snail bait around my tomatoes when I planted them but they weren't seedling either.
Your garden is coming along so fast! My daughter brought home an exchange student from NJ one day - for dinner and a break from having to speak German - who claimed that his father's company was making all kind of prosthetics incl. penis and balls. At first we thought it was his way of being funny it but turned out, he was correct.
ReplyDeleteI want to see what they look like prior to being attached (and how do they even do that!). Are they empty sack like things that the real deals go into?
DeleteCodex: the movie industry uses silicone prosthetics out of molds.special glue and double-sided tape that doesn't irritate. Think elven ears Iin LOTR. Seams are covered with make up or removed postproduction. They are not meant to be used and I don't want to know why you want to know.
DeleteOh, you misunderstand. I know they can't be used (although there is the strap on variety that lesbians use. I know this because a lesbian took me to a shop that caters to that sort of thing and she explained it. Not that I was interested in a demonstration, just idle curiosity). I was just wondering if the real deal goes in the prosthetic or is tucked under the way drag queens do and the fake is applied.
DeleteCodex: Not.looking.this.one.up.
DeleteAnd.not.asking.movie.industry.friend. Nope.
Leave it to the American film industry, if it isn't a car chase, it's "special effects."
ReplyDeleteEven car chases are probably special effects. Real life too boring.
DeleteI just noticed azaleas and wisteria yesterday. I know the wisteria wasn't blooming last week; things really are popping out quickly. You're right about the pecans, but the oaks! I'm working in a marina with oaks on the grounds, and it's been impossible to varnish with so much pollen and so many catkins blowing around. The wind really started cranking again today. Enough, already, I say. I hope we can trade these March winds for some April showers.
ReplyDeleteThe wind has been insane. The wisteria is now in full bloom. Doesn't take long once it gets started.
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