Wednesday, May 14, 2025

short stories part whatever, more bloomey things


I subscribe to a newsletter called Nautilus. You have to pay to play to get access to all the articles in every daily email but they always include one free article and they are fascinating. Most recently I read one titled How Life Works by Philip Ball. It’s talking about genes and gave forth this interesting tidbit, that we are not complex forms because we have an abundance of genes, in fact we have barely half of the amount in a banana, but because of the way our genes are regulated. We are half of a banana, I found that amusing for some reason.  Other essays I’ve read via Nautilus recently: Never Underestimate The Intelligence Of Trees by Brandon Keim and How To Quiet Your Brain Chatter by Liz Greene. I have several more still in my inbox I want to read. The one about trees was really no surprise because I’ve held the belief that trees are sentient beings with all the attributes of sentience since my early 20s. In fact I believe all life is sentient. How can it not be and survive?


When my brother was here the topic of ear worms came up. He said that the way to combat one driving you crazy is to mentally replace it with a vigorous marching tune. So I tried it this morning, tired of the short refrain from a song I can’t remember the last time I heard it and had been hanging around for a couple of days (and why does my brain pick these off the wall refrains?), and it worked. Of course now I have this Philip Souza type marching melody bouncing around but not as often and infinitely better because it has no words! And later in the day even it was gone.


We’ve been have really nice weather this last week; cool nights and mornings, low humidity, blue sky days, lows in the 60s, highs in the low 80s. That’s changing this week as highs will get into the 90s and lows in the 70s while the hill country will be broiling. Summer is creeping in.


This is the Chinese tallow tree in the little backyard directly across from the back door on the east side of the property inside the fence and shades the yard and house from the hot summer morning sun. It drops its leaves in the fall and if we get an early cold snap they turn yellow, red, and orange. Even without a cold snap they get speckled with all colors just not all at once. The leaves I drew last fall were from this tree. It’s old, average lifespan 30 - 50 years, and I imagine it’s close to 50, but can live up to 100 in optimal conditions. I love this old tree that gives us shade and color and shelter for birds and squirrels.


You might remember that I got a letter from a Frank Hofer, an account manager with a reputable Investment Bank in Canada offering me half of $9+M for submitting me as the heir to Alan Abbott’s estate who died with no kin to claim said estate. Well, it turns out that Frank is a piker because I got another letter from Noah Mark Esq., an attorney and notary public, also in Canada contacting me about an unclaimed “permanent life insurance policy” held by his client the LATE JEFFER ABBOTT, a real estate investor, who was also a cancer victim and died about four years ago with no heirs coming forth and had a “Life Insurance Policy” savings monetary deposit of $49,375,735.47 (gotta love the 47¢, makes it more authentic don’t you think?) which he will happily split 50/50 with me for submitting me as the heir. Oh and time is of the essence since the money will have to be turned over to the state after being unclaimed for four years. Boy, am I glad I didn’t jump on that first offer. Now I can go for the big money.


A week later and my eye feels almost normal. The graininess and gooey feeling is gone, mostly I’m just aware of it. It feels like there is a bit of a glare on the outside edge but now I’m thinking that’s just because I’m getting more light in compared to the other eye. And I swear, my eye is a different color. I’d been in the habit of using my glasses to watch tv so things were better in focus but now of course my glasses are useless. I was watching tv Saturday night and I suddenly became aware of how sharp, in focus, it was and while I need cheaters to read a book or look at my phone (computer screen is fine) where before I didn’t, my mid range vision is excellent and I’m not really sure how far that extends. Pretty far seems like. 


A few more blooming things: in this picture byzantine gladiolus, day lilies, society garlic;

spiderwort, one of my favorite day lilies, carolina wild petunia which I dug up out of an easement in my old city neighborhood and which has spread all over the little backyard.





25 comments:

  1. Maybe you can pop one lens out of an old pair of glasses so you don't fry you brain.

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    1. I popped mine out. Worked fine. Kris in ohio.

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    2. They really don't need them for distance now and they never really worked for reading since my left eye was my close up eye. So the cheaters work fine for reading.

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  2. Oh that color! the wild petunia! Good job sigging that up to replant in your yard.
    When all of that cash rolls in You may need help managing it. I am available...

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    1. Methinks ole Noah was blowing smoke up my ass. Damn, I had such great plans.

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  3. My dad had a similar situation after his eye surgery - he needed cheaters, but not driving glasses, which was the opposite of how it had been.

    If I were you I'd hop right on that gravy train - you never know when you'll see another one come through!

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    1. I don't know. That train seems to com through fairly often. Maybe the next one will be triple digits!

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  4. Codex: Articles sound interesting. Wasn't aware of Ball. Genes are still poorly understood.

    Annhilation deals with some of this. On Netflix in May. Don't think trees are sentient. Just a lifeform that is adaptable.

    Great news on the surgery

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    1. Codex: P.S. Many words are losing their scientific meaning in preparation for AI, which is neither sentient nor intelligent and hopefully will never be.

      Can trees sense? Absolutely. Are they self aware. No. They have survived and thrived due to natural selection. They were here before the dinosaurs. they'll be here after us.

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    2. What makes you so sure trees are not self aware. It hasn't been that long since our human centered viewpoint and science (heavily influenced by the Abrahamic religious myths) claimed animals weren't self aware. Trees are aware of danger to themselves and react to it, aware pf distress from others and will send aid via nutrients, also warnings. Now that they are finally being seriously studied they seem to recognize their own offspring and will choose them for aid over others. They have vision of sorts and react to changes in their environment. Aware of others and their environment and their place in it but not themselves? Human perception is not the end all and be all.

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    3. I'm avoiding religion as we dont live in the garden of Eden, so I'm not sure what you mean that science is Abrahamic. It wasn't, Aristotle is dead but was not a scientist but a philosopher (when it comes to animals). Countless scientists argued against the churches on this.

      Humans are interpreting their observations based on their own interpretations when it comes to something like the Gaia theory.

      Chemical communication in trees does not imply consciousness, self aware thought beyond evutionary (AI corrected:) ) self-preservation at a rudimentary level.

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    4. Codex: comment above and this one. What I'm trying to say is just because we are dis overing that trees communicate with more chemicals than we thought doesn't mean they think.

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    5. I'm not saying that science is Abrahamic. I'm saying our western thought is heavily influenced by the religious notion that some big daddy in the sky separate from all that exists created everything...the universe, the Earth, everything on it, and finally humans in his own image, the only thing made in his own image, as if the universe was in some fish bowl in the god's living room. As if only humans are the recipient of cognitive thought, self awareness, sentience, memory, communication. And that idea informs science. Science has grudgingly admitted in my lifetime that other species, mostly just other mammals and covids, are sentient, self aware, instead of just acting out of instinct. A most recent exception being octopi, a highly intelligent species.

      I can't prove trees are sentient or self aware; you can't prove they aren't but by the very definition of sentience..."Sentient" refers to the capacity of an individual, including humans and animals, to experience feelings and sensations, and be aware of their surroundings. It is the ability to perceive and respond to stimuli through the senses...trees certainly qualify. They are a totally alien life form compared to us, they sense things and communicate differently from us. I get that you find it hard to believe they are self aware but why wouldn't they be?

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    6. Codex: Ellen, your first paragraph deals with "intelligent design" which I never talked about and has nothing to do with me. I'm talking about evolutionary biology. No respectable scientist believes in the former.

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    7. Codex: if trees where sentient a d feel pain, they had 500 million years to fireproof themselves. Parakeets have better vision than us but think that their mirror image is another parrot. BUT put lipstick on a.chimp and he/she wi eventually understand that it's themselves they're looking at in a mirror as do dolphins. Those are all scientific studies.

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  5. Oh, I was going to mention what Marty commented above. My friend just popped one lens out while she waited for her second cataract surgery. Your flowers are so pretty. I just finished planting some pots today. Finally warm enough here in Illinois. :)

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    1. I don't seem to need them for distance now and I didn't use them for reading anyway so the cheaters are fine.

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  6. .just imagine the garden you will have when you are able to hire gardeners and landscapers and change things on a whim! So much to look forward to!

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    1. Since the second offer was bigger I'm holding out for the one in triple digits!

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  7. I am just glad that you have gotten that eye done in time to fully take in (with one eye, at least) the glory which is your yard right now.
    Spider wort grows wild all over here. Does it in your area too?
    Will you still deign to talk to us commoners when that money rolls in?

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    1. I'm sure it does but not that I've seen around here anyway. No worries, I'll still hobnob with the peons.

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  8. I've been surprised to see Carolina petunias and spiderwort still blooming in the wild. I'd assumed that we've been hot enough to put them into decline, but apparently shade lets them continue on. Speaking of shade, you've got some shady characters getting in touch with you. I don't know where the Nigerian princes have got off to, but apparently your fellow are doing their part to take up the slack and spread a little wealth around.

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    1. Who knew there were so many millionaire Abbotts who died with no heirs!

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  9. Those spam e-mails are hilarious. I love things like that. Mine tend to be about doctors who will put a very effective hex on my ex-lover. It's interesting that they both use the name Abbott -- same spam factory in Lagos, maybe?

    I hesitate to ask this question, but doesn't thinking about your earworm make it return?

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    1. A friend of mine got one using his last name which is not that common so apparently since the Nigerian prince thing hasn't worked out they're trying this new approach., same name, must be legit, right?

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